Cisco Report

Taking a bath for good smelling chick hunting!!! :-)

You know, I've been thinking on one thing, that girthing is really a trixter. I who always thought that people are hard to understand but chicks are even worse. Imagine, here I have on all possible, foolproof ways tried to get them over, I mean as a natural Casanova I am it shouldn't be that hard... but ohno!. I've written love letters, read poem's, sung romantic songs, proven my strength, shared my favourite couch corner, I've even tried dieting and just when You think You know where You got her, well then she gets pissed on me only because I look at her. Ok I  thought and tried with the next chick with the same result. I mean c'mon honestly do girls even talk the same language?
Well I've given up for now, I got to think out a new strategy.

A hot tip to all the other cool guys out there.. never trust a chick!!

//Cisco

Same report but from a toootally different point of view...

Yeeees it's finally over!!

After two months with bitches in the heat, I'm busted, tired and bored...
This issue that guys have problems taking a no for an answer applies in the dog world too. Despite numerous no:s from the bitches in the house Cisco has put the pedal to the metal flirting by his hearts content. He's been howling, whining and grinned, chewed on furniture, breaking out of boxes, refused to eat, marked his spot indoors and grinned against our am. cocker spaniel males (Who's answered back and made it all look like a bar fight between Oliver and Hardy). Despite all these dead born attempts he haven't given up anyway.

But now the hell is over for this time, which mean's that everything goes back to normal.. eg. I wont be waken 3 am by males taking turns howling out their heart sorrows. the neighbours terrier doesn't need to  sleep in the garage anymore, no peeing on every piece of furniture. Foodexpenses has risen as well since every dog seems to have concluded that eating disorder and sit strike is sooo 70:s and out of. But above all and maybe most important of all, all dogs brain cells  (ok some dogs at least..) has got into motion again which means that they will meet each other about every three hours. Shortly, the order has been restored and the boys are busy catching up two months lost sleep.

A hot tip to all of You thinking on getting a dog, never ever get two bitches and three males, it will eat the brains out...
//Ciscos mistress bitch
 

Phuuu...finally one can catch up on the sleep!

Even the cat is pooped! :-)

Zois cute cushion!

Tindra who's napped her mistress, totally busted when it's all over ;) But.. it'll be back again in about 6 months!